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„Tady ti pitomci mě vůbec neposlouchali. Když jsem jim řekl, že mě otrávila KGB, chtěli volat psychiatra.“

- Alexandr Vaľtěrovič Litviněnko

„Sovětští agenti se pokusí rozvrátit západní společnost znevěrohodněním všech demokratických institucí. Pomocí zkorumpovaných politiků se budou snažit otrávit lidem zájem o věci veřejné tak, aby je sami prostřednictvím svých koupených lidí mohli snáze ovlivňovat.“

- bývalý šéf západoněmecké zpravodajské služby BDN Reinhard Gehlen
Snowboardacky
Agentky Naďa a Kateřina

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[editovat] Soudruh Putin

Tvrdík cenzurováno
Agent 000

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[editovat] Me2děv

KGB Still Watching You
K budování a obraně socialistické vlasti buď připraven!
Vždy připraven!
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Sídlo KGB

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[editovat] Krycí jména

KGB (Комитет государственной безопасности) používá pro své utajení různé názvy, např. KDB (КДБ), Výbor státní bezpečnosti (VSB), Kontora, Čeka, ČK (ЧК), VČK (ВЧК), GPU (ГПУ), OGPU (ОГПУ), NKVD (НКВД), NKGB (НКГБ), MGB (МГБ), MVD (МВД), KGB (КГБ), MSB (МСБ), FSK (ФСК), FSB (ФСБ), CSR (ЦСР), SVR (СВР), SBU (СБУ), atd.

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APARÁT V RUKOU NEMOCNÉHO APARÁTU

Fotografie prezentované v této fotogalerii nevznikaly s žádným uměleckým záměrem. Pořizovali je lidé nehonící se za výtvarnými vavříny, ale štvaní svou touhou po moci, po ovládání jiných, lidé morálně pokřivení a v jádru špatní. Přesto jsou jejich fotografie tím nejvěrnějším portrétem reality světa, portrétem v tomto ohledu neobvyklé umělecké váhy. V zachycování všedního dne ve vší jeho ohavnosti byli fotografové KGB opravdoví mistři. Není divu. Koneckonců byli to právě oni, kteří tuto odpudivost v rámci komunistického silového aparátu spoluutvářeli.

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